It said “We’re talking about beards not your dick.” So no more genius than a spambot

Women are not in the mood for a couple of weeks and they are so much fun to be gandalf

Neophyte - Neuken in de keuken

Maybe it’s maple syrup and a crisp pancanke

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

HeroQuest is the best game ever made

Or they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they’re basically satan

In my case it said something like “you apparently don’t know how great our search bar is, so we reactivated it. You can disable it again if you want to”

Wales added another shameful australian defeat about 5 hours ago

Isn’t it more like a n-shaped turn?

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia and destroy all humans 2. At least the humor kind of fits

It’s what the plants crave

Puddle of mud should be way more famous. I mean they recorded the best cover for nirvana’s about a girl ever made

Contacts. They don’t fog up and I don’t have to worry to loose them mountainbiking, while in a moshpit, etc.

Still have some glasses at home for late night gaming sessions when the eyes get tired/dry