Finally, some fresh water sashimi I won’t regret eating.
Finally, some fresh water sashimi I won’t regret eating.
just found out catholic doesn’t mean you’re addicted to cats smh I need help
This nerd sat down and said yeah I’m gonna discover everything that gets you high
do y’all like bionicles?
At first I was like don’t tread on me, but now I’m like “tread on me daddy oWo”
On top of you there are two comforters, you are extremely cozy. End of meme.
Why is it a crime to have a femboi gobble my cock in a keitruck? This is the future your grandma was scared of.
I hope you “don’t” get eaten by a shark.
I am super lactose tolerant. I drink a gallon of whole milk a day. My body is prepared for massive mommy milkers.
…we do got to talk about rat milk tho, forking gains from sucking rat tiddies but nobodies doing it? Rats in NY are bigger than cats, you could milk the shit out of those rodent nipples.
TIL human milk has ~65 calories per 100ml and a average is 900ml produced per day. Which is only 585 calories. I would need 3-4 mommy milkers in order to sustain myself off only human milk. Which there’s cow milk to but even it is pretty weak. I need to get on the dog, rat, or rabbit milk game:
Human: 3.8% fat; 1% protein; 7% lactose
Cow: 3.7% fat; 3.4% protein; 4.8% lactose
Rat: 10.3% fat; 8.4% protein; 2.6% lactose
Dog: 12.9% fat; 7.9% protein; 3.1% lactose
Rabbit: 18.3% fat; 13.9% protein; 2.6% lactose
We’ll move to this second door to show it wasn’t a fluke. Again, we will load, preferably with a our breaching charge, but a slug or 00 buck will work. We’ll position ourselves at 45° and *boom*just like that we’re in. If you liked this shitpost and would like to see more like it don’t.
I’m glad I’ll be dead before the possibility of living in a house haunted by a ghost with brainrot.
Is it cheaper to hire one 4 dimensional being to inspect every superposition for defects, or every 3 dimensional being in their respective superposition to inspect their own? Then have a 4D manager observing every position of every worker. 4 dimensional corporate structure sounds like even more of a cluster fuck.
You mean 15 room temp beers? I crush racks of natty ice. I just counted at least 27 empty 30 pack boxes in my recycle.