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A wakeyuppyman is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
The wasabi goes over there.
A wakeyuppyman is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Mojo Dojo Casa House.
Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.
But Daredevil could still “see” her, using his powers. For me, that would be a dealbreaker, but who knows? Maybe he’s into gorgons.
Who thinks they can complete more levels that me before losing consciousness?
I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese
Flashbacks of grad school!
You haven’t felt the struggle until you’ve taken the baking soda from the kitchen to brush your teeth with until payday. Extra points if it was a refrigerator deodorizer.
I loved having chickens, but sometimes you can tell they’re little dinosaurs. One time I was doing something near the chicken run, and all six of them suddenly went quiet and dead still. Then a wasp flew through the run and one of the hens jumped about 2-3 feet off the ground and knocked it right out of the air. Another hen ran over to where it landed and ate it. It was all over in about 15-20 seconds, the birds went back to acting normal and I’m just standing there going, “Damn!”.
Estos pretzels me están haciendo sediento.
Electrolytes.
“Victuals” is the source of the term “vittles”, if you’re feeling particularly folksy.
You are either a genius or quite mad.
Back to the bowels of hell with thee, demon!
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, that you didn’t stop to think if you should.
I find a nice bourbon works well for adult boo-boos.
Depends on the job, I guess. Back in my shift work days the mids were pretty chill.
Refurbs FTW! I scored a lot of good (but not cutting edge) electronics back in the heyday of TigerDirect.
Bro put the punchline in the title.