I’m still angry about that person from a couple days back who doesn’t preheat their oven

I’ll definitely have to try, lol. Green pants are just so hard to pair with other colors. Maybe a deep blue?

Cock-and-ball sink

This one time, I showed up to work in a pair of green slacks and a white dress shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbow. A friend of mine sees me that morning and the first thing he says is “You’re dressed exactly like Peter Griffin.”

It was easily the most devastating sentence anyone has ever spoken to me. I haven’t worn those pants since.

As a licensed rapturologist I can verify that rapture events do leave stains on organic material. It’s the same miraculo-chemical process that burns Jesus’ face into the toast of true believers.

Checks out

It’s about 3 Hiroshima Bombs long

The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping

My favorite Kanye East track is probably “Skinhead”

Wow that sure looks expensive

Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is

I’m at the McDonald’s. I’m at the Burger8dot. I’m at the combination McDonald’s and Burger8dot.

Salvia-type meme

Potato Potãoto

Y’know I’m a patriot and all, but I wish we didn’t spend so much of our national budget on the Meme Force. Let’s stop shipping our memes overseas and start meming in our local communities

Episode 10 of the podcast Let’s Learn Everything! starts with a discussion of this incident and the ways that epidemiologists have studied it to draw real-world parallels.

It’s a great comedy/science podcast; I strongly recommended it.

On top of everything else, you’ve used the meme format incorrectly. Do better.

Belgium?

Did France always look like that, or did the Bavarians pull a little prank on it?

Sounds like a musk fetish to me. No shame ofc. Get that stink