Who reads this anyway? Nobody, that’s who. I could write just about anything here, and it wouldn’t make a difference. As a matter of fact, I’m kinda curious to find out how much text can you dump in here. If you’re like really verbose, you could go on and on about any pointless…[no more than this]

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Cake day: June 5th, 2023

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  • It’s because of price elasticity, people are going to keep on buying cigarettes even if the price keeps on increasing. If smoking becomes as expensive as renting an apartment or owning a car, that’s when we’re going to see some decrease in cigarette consumption. At the moment, people also complain about electricity and gasoline prices, but I suspect those prices could double without hurting sales that much. Increasing them about 10X would probably cross a line and people would start using those resources as sparingly as possible.








  • This is absolutely brilliant! Bing refused to write a rap song, but a ballad following AABA pattern seems totally fine though.

    We dig the earth for yellowcake We crush and grind and leach and bake We send it to the enrichment plant Where centrifuges make it dance

    We are the uranium miners We work with radioactive shiners We are the uranium miners We make the fuel for the reactors

    We separate the isotopes We want the U-235 the most We discard the U-238 We pack the enriched stuff in crates

    We are the uranium miners We work with radioactive shiners We are the uranium miners We make the fuel for the reactors

    We ship the crates to the factory Where they turn them into pellets tiny They stack them in metal tubes They seal them tight with no leaks or rubs

    We are the uranium miners We work with radioactive shiners We are the uranium miners We make the fuel for the reactors

    We load the rods into the core Where they start a chain reaction for sure They heat the water into steam They spin the turbines and make us beam

    We are the uranium miners We work with radioactive shiners We are the uranium miners We power the world with our splitters

    None of that is really secret or sensitive, because you could just read wikipedia or go to the public library to learn this stuff. Funny thing is, Bing refuses to answer this question in the normal or even rap format.