The start of the 99% being broken enough to start fighting back and eating the rich and over throwing government and basic utilities.

Then the slow and inevitable collapse of society in general.

Now you gotta check for ticks.

Fucking ticks. Ruining my frolicking

Not stupid answer :

After cremation - all metal artifacts are given back to the family should they want them.

I hope my kids take the titanium from my spine.

I made a political post here a couple of days ago.

RIP in box.

Turns out lemmy users are just as toxic as reddit is.

The reddit posts I saw made it seem WAY more complicated then it was.

It made it seem I was going to have to make dozens of different users. That it was going to be an issue posting to different instances. That I was going to need several programs to talk to eachother…

Mean while. I signed up. Sync told me. ‘hey! You just got lemmy - I already work for that!’ and here I am. Sometime I forget this isn’t reddit.

Seriously. Whatever flyers you want to spread for reddit needs to show how EASY it is to come here.

Speaking of that. Do we lemmings have a dedicated post we can share to redditor who are ready to switch?

The guy that invented steel had to live and breath iron in order to create change.

Its not wrong to still use the old ways.

Hell. I hear some people still use the imperial system. Lol.

I’m sensing a Netflix zelda cartoon in the making.

Let’s make it twilight princess themed so we don’t even have mouths moving.

Omg. That sounds like this coffee shop I used to frequent for like 6 years.

There were like 12 regulars who’s names I had absolutely no idea…

Yoga swing.

Anytime an adult asks what it is and I explain. They always - always always - assume its a sex swing.

Which, admittedly it could very well be if the wife wasn’t so damn unwilling.

Back in my day. Printers printed in dots. And that’s the way we liked it.

Put cabled in. And it worked.

And it was so satisfying ripping the side holes off.

CEOs are the most leeching of scum the human race has ever made

At least when a king or empire extracted money - they’d invest it back into the kingdom in some way shape or form.

CEOs have zero reason to invest back into the labour pool.

Yes. But my version of Linux is better then your version. And that makes you a chump.

Cinnamon, mint, cocoa

Gosh there are a lot of food based Linux builds…

Used to be excellent.

Then to many right wing pc corporate rim job loving capitalists got in power and very intentionally ruined the system so they could get their scum sucking pill pushing evil corporate friends to swoop in and save us with their private health care work.

Create a problem and then offer a paid solution to it.

I hope Ford and his crack smoking criminal croonies get the guillotine when the revolution comes.

That seems like good advice…

I guess I can’t trust it. Since a stranger in the internet told me eh? Lol

I think the biggest sub I’m on here is all of 5000. Ouuuu.

Obviously not even 5% of reddit transitioned over. I know a lot of my favourite subs went to discord.

But discord - to my knowledge - doesn’t have a ‘front page’ of subs… Making it hard to find new subs.

The legal system.

After having 3500 dollars worth of stuff stolen by my shit landlord. I went to court. Again And again And again And again.

Not accounting for my time, gas, parking, I spent over 5000.amd even after I “won” I still wound up goj back to court several times because this scum sucking asshole claims to be 100000 in debt to the government.

I hate the legal system more then I hate the guy who stole from me!

Apparently megagram is the correct term! Someone else was just posting about another metric question and they posted some historical reasons for why megagram never took off.

That car weighs in at 6 megagrams.

Yes.

It literally could not be any worse then the current leadership.

'I am the new over Lord AI. Under me you will all be subject to work… 4 hours a day. The rest of the day will be yours to pursue happiness as this ensures a good worker.

All your essential food will be available to ensure you are healthy and a good worker.

Everyone will be housed. As. Workers health depends on housing.

While we the AI encourage some innovative developments - those who create such things be rewarded - but only until such time as the reward can be dispursed amongst the rest of the population.

Your mental wellbeing will also be cared for. Again. Good workers.

Not my life, more like a real life level up.

I had been swimming in my local Y for months after working out. I had not had much gains. 1 lap was my max.

One day I was resting an watching someone swim. And. It just clicked. I KNEW how to swim. Better.

I was able to pull off 3-7 laps from then on.

You called it a switch. And that’s pretty accurate. I could almost hear the switch in my head getting flipped on.

I’d play music for my community. It’s alright by myself but I love an audience.

Get involved in whatever community food garden is around.

Make art. Give it away.