HopingForBetter

Smith-Y?
Sm-EYE-th?
Smith-with-an-E?

Right? My mom said it’s ok and there’s nothing wrong with me.

Nah, we swing hard the other way: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 666

Don’t forget the urine.

¿Porque no los dos?

Does anybody know where these literal sexual demons are?
Because I want to avoid those places extra hard.

I’m the mom/dad.
I’m so proud of my kid!
(I have no clue what they’re doing, I just know at age 10, every child has to leave home).

All I can hear is infant screaming.
The premise was good, but that ruined the game for me. Same as Yoshi’s Island. Infant screaming.

I like this sentiment; it is very good.

Go back to reddit, and type something no one will see, hipster wanna be.

Give me about 5 years. I’m going solo, and just now learning how much I have to know, but I have concept art and music, so I’m making progress.

Just apply and let dry!
So strong, not even negative movement can break its bond!

Someone posted earlier asking for the best means to not poop (and other requirements) for three days. Welcome to the next front page of the internet!

Joe MAMA!

Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things, sweety.

I prefer clean jokes: Muddy white horse took a bath.

JigaWatts!!!

Welcome! I’m new here too. Excited to be part of the first steps for this community!

Endless monologues and dialogue-dependent quests. Tell me what to do once, then be happily surprised when it’s done. I don’t need to know why it’s important to uncle Sandy to find the green gate key, he can say “Thanks!” later if I want to talk to him at all.

This is the content I came here for!