I want to be cremated. I want my wife to keep the ashes for as long as she wants and then eventually spread them so my atoms can return to the earth

full agreement with the message but you’re gonna get clowned on by sycophants

My bio family is made up of shit people who hate anything they don’t get. And friends of friends of friends at social gatherings have made snarky comments to that effect as well

Idk but be prepared for people to be extreme assholes to you because they don’t like your choice of food. Mfers will see you not order a meat dish at a restaurant and take offense and try to bait you into an argument. Don’t fall for it because they’ll play dirty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS3uHVlzew

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holocaust documentary with real footage so he can see what the end consequences of that shit is. if seeing hundreds of naked emaciated corpses getting thrown nto huge mass graves with bulldozers doesn’t make him rethink then he’s a fucking psycho.

the first spongebob movie

oh believe me, everyone working at that company’s corporate office sucked at their job, including me lmao. every hour was amateur hour!

at my last job, someone from corporate sent out a mass email to literally everyone in the company (thousands of people) without using BCC and that chain ended up lasting for weeks before someone higher up eventually said that further reply alls will be punished lmao

well it’s kind of your responsibility to fact check that kind of thing before repeating it, no? regardless you’re not the one I called a dumbass, it was the clowns downvoting me for stating a fact.

my guess, based solely on the comments and posts I see on the lemmyverse, is about 16.

You are parroting a lie

edit hey dumbasses, you can look it up for yourselves, the uvalde shooter was not trans and there was never anything real even suggesting that he was

My 2020 resolution is still going strong

low hanging fruit (shallow growing onion???) because this has happened for basically every game featuring nazis as enemies for the past decade or so

I’m joining the war on christmas on the side of DRUGS

your highness, the peasants are bored out of their minds

oh yeah? put em to work building some crazy shit before they start killing each other for a thrill

3rd: stutter badly and accidentally say something interpreted as offensive and then dig yourself even deeper trying to explain yourself

there’s a lot of AI based startups promising their investors all sorts of outlandish results. eventually it’s going to become clear that those results are not coming and the investors will come calling.

I wanna know which powerful people jones pissed off because there’s no way he’d get got this hard if it wasn’t someone with a lot of pull