“The pointy end goes into the other man.”

Magnified anus-fleas

I keg so avoid that, however, I’ve had a violent fermentation that Sistine Chapel’d my ceiling as if it were painted by Jackson Pollock.

Crabulous!

And cheddar, ya philistines.

Hunh! I really thought the bus would be a lot shorter.

Make Abortion Generally Accessible From now on, start thanking anyone proudly portraying MAGA “Yes! Thank you for supporting Make Abortion Generally Accessible! God bless you!” Make them believe that’s what they’ve been promoting all along.

Have you ever listened to Zaireeka appropriately? I haven’t, but that must be a headache to line up correctly.

That’s a darn good shower thought.

A remix will add stuff to the original album version of the song. When the album version has the stuff and it’s removed, that becomes the “radio edit”.

They’d have to rename that cornhole game.

My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.

🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯

Napoleon Dynadidn’t

WWJD? Shrek, apparently.

Ergo, I am Superman. And I know what’s happening.

Makes me think of this

Food? No. Cuisine? Perhaps.

Neither. There is an age difference, sure, but an 80 year old woman is a well-lived human adult who can make her own choices. If it were an 80 year old female elf, then possible. Not sure what the age of consent is in elvish customs, or the age of emotional maturity. As for robbing the grave, no, she’s not dead. Robbing the cradle implies young life inside the cradle and there is nothing living in a grave. Now, if the elf provided the woman with prolonged life through elvish ways, then technically, he’s robbing the grave.

Took a second. Well done.