So a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th’fuck?

If I see something that needs to be 1in higher my first thought is, “I should put a hockey puck under that.”

8 hockey pucks

I dunno man, you just seem very easy to annoy.

lol, found the road rager?

uh uh, uh, uh…

I guess so, I don’t get the joke

https://giphy.com/gifs/anchorman-lies-lie-EouEzI5bBR8uk

No, Gross.

Wait, what are the rest of us missing? Is Liechtenstein actually a state or is that a joke? What’s going on?

Is that the trigger at the upper of the blowup? How do you… uh… I dunno.

Family of 5, the youngest has their permit. I have two trucks, one for work, one “retired work” that used to haul and tow loads and loads, it’s my old man project instead of buying a Mustang or something.

All of them have something wrong with them at all times, for some fucking reason. No show stoppers right now, but it’s a constant flow in and out of the garage for repair or mod. So I guess it’ll be 6 when the youngest gets one.

Keeps the repair bills low and it’s a hobby.

Can’t. That’s where they keep CarTube. I have to keep 5 hoopty-as-fuck vehicles on the road.

Cool, wanna play cards?

I was just going off of what you wrote, couldn’t know what you meant

In 7-stud having card memory is important because there are no common cards. There’s a famous scene in Rounders where Matt Damon’s character comes in a reads the “Judge’s Game” cold and mentions that one of the players had folded a card that was necessary for one of the players to win (I think the one that was bluffing), securing his clerkship. Good scene

AKK flop best hand would be KKKKA. Holding AA on an AKK flop gives you second nuts.