That’s a bit of a stretch. Meat + salt rarely disappoints me

You should try some Uniball Jetstreams

Nah, Oreos are still a name brand, not a generic. Like cheese nips vs cheez its

Engineer: that glass has a 2x safety factor

Maybe they need the brains of their patients to have fewer wrinkles and have been playing 5D chess this whole time to ensure that happens

I think it depends. I have three snakes, and I feel that combined they’re less work than a single cat or dog. They’re all in bioactive enclosures with an automatic misting system, so other than changing out the water, care just involves feeding them once a week to once every other week, reading the temps and humidity whenever I walk into the room, and occasionally handling the to inspect for potential issues

It goes great with ttoekbokki, too!