I think seeing orbs are still mostly covered for medical issues

I actually enjoyed the meme but I think because of the analogy’s incongruity it would be better received as a shitpost

People who spend a lot on Amazon have great experiences on Amazon, people who don’t spend a lot on amazon have poorer experiences

I suspect when you contact them there is a dashboard that tells the customer service operator how much effort they should put in to retain you as a customer.

It could be a XML or JSON with some embedded binary data (but to your point Windows isn’t gonna figure that out from the extension)

Super scummy process, they probably turn a profit from it given most accounts are kids and will just re-buy to get where they were

The proper thing to do would have been to reset your username like Epic Games does

Everyone within a 2 mile radius has now had their girlfriend stolen

They hate each other because they are intolerant to one another’s index choices

Dangit Bobby!

I knew I wasn’t the only one saying “PUSH IT REAL GOOD” every time I apply to master

I too confuse oboe and cello

Seal of approval 🎷🦭

Good citation, thanks!

Oh snap!

So then the answer is to uninstall apps that give you reminders - to negate the correlation that nagging users leads to positive outcomes.

It can’t turn into an android, Android devices have games

Poor life choices aside, her hair is fabulous! 💇‍♀️

“I don’t think that sounds right”

I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a ‘murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin’, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You’re doing God’s work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I’ll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.

CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed.

Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I’ll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! …now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.

…this kills the redditor.

OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I’ll show myself out.

Directed by M. Night Shamallama

edit: accidentally a word

Corporate landlords who pick up the property at collapsed values and maximize rent to suppress the ability for these folks to buy property again?