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You can say cock on the Internet. No one will tell on you.
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
You can say cock on the Internet. No one will tell on you.
You’re hired!
Toe fuck or get fucked.
Oh shit, I’m talking to a famous person! Your famous is what you are. I bet you get sa lot of dates!
Unless you’re sleeping with them. Then it’s fishes.
Probably because they measure their recipes in giraffes and wingspans.
Fucking throat singing metal. That’s metal AF
A bakers dozen reasons why
Music. I’ve played guitar for 30 years, can play drums, bass, piano, etc… never earned a dime. Played shows but I’m still in the hole as far as acquired shit.
At least I’m not jacking them off. Plus nobody’s afraid of a Jeffrey
How the hell did you know my name?
Remember where I put my keys and or wallet. Def didn’t put them in the bowl my wife got for me by the door specifically to put those things in.
My parents used to tell me as a kid that I couldn’t whistle because I wasn’t eating my pizza crust. After I started eating the crust I learned how to whistle.
Have you tried eating crust?
Holy shit!
Dude those are for your butt
Not really, I’m just cock sure.