Congratulations on your reverse virgin birth!

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

Remember faster!

Please 💖

Don’t forget to attribute me in the movie’s credits 💖

After the first two bombs dropped, they withdrew to their sub terran bases, making a change of war necessary. The public didn’t know about this, but the change of the nuclear test treaty was a distraction to have a reason to bomb the remains of the imperial army out of their last bases.

Yes!

Recruiters writing an email:

Oh my God the drugs kick in and I’m overwhelmed by bullshit! I’m diarrheaing it all into my keyboard and mention non benefits and try to sell on site working as hybrid! Here’s a joke so lame your toenails will curl up while reading! Oh God, now the drugs wear off and I need more!!!

“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”

Could be. The project farm repeats words often. The project farm yells pretty loud. The project farm likes to destroy the stuff he tests.

Says? THE PROJECT FARM GUY YELLS AT THE CAMERA. VERY IMPRESSIVE!

I didn’t know he tested super glue, have to look for it. I dig his videos for some reason I don’t really understand.

I think this is one of my ex girlfriends. It’s been a while, but I remember the teeth.

I bet!

Nah, I’m gonna KISS

Bullshit. I’m European and I’m extremely adorable.

And humble!

And at least in Germany a SUV usually is a car without a reason s to exist and the other are cars that at least have a purpose in some cases. You might drive to a far off weather station up a steep climb in a Range Rover. You’ll only roam your neighbourhood in a Nissan Puke.

Vermute ich auch, ist mir aber auch wumpe.

Americans get up early, cover France in towels.

Checkmate.

I blocked both in the meantime.

Ihr Fischköpfe geht mir auf die Rückenflosse.

And I’ve nearly been hit by a soccer mom in a SUV last week in Germany. I honestly don’t care about the driver’s gender, aggression level or colour of the car, they are stupid and I don’t want to get hit by them.

“Look, I’m not good with people, especially when I find them annoying. So if you think I’m a bitch it’s just because I don’t like you 💖”