If you like Christmas and typical Christmas things you are an NPC without a soul.

Fuck christmas I do my best to ignore it until some annoying person comes along and invites you to some Christmas markets or whatever.

Die hard should have been on one and not lethal weapon. Other than that I think those are excellent choices.

It’s okay you know we all have our burdens.

Never regretted that and don’t understand the meme.

If there are rules about which dot comes first then you are not allowed to do this.

You guys are doing it all wrong: ask chatgpt for the correct answer and paste it here. Done.

Who needs to learn or know anything really?

I will set a up a 3 hour workshop on writing your emails with chatgpt instead of procrastinating.

Also how to say no (with chatgtp).

I know people who wanted to write an email since February. Imagine the level they’re at!

Opening beer bottles is so hard with these modern phones.

Get a less repetitive job

I will doxx you to the mafia!

They should just introduce a new system. Noone likes five halves of twenty for fifty. I guarantee it.

Just indroduce English numbers, the end.

Counting in French is an incredibly low benchmark. Nice try!

You all need to post your family disputes online asking if the problem might be you.

Stories of you sharting on yourself.

Or erotica stories of you being an 18year old girl even though you are a fat person named John.

If you don’t create content like that you will never steal whoreson spezz user base. So get at it.

You will be fine maybe your account will be erased.

Anyways probably banned for being an edge lord. I also like the anarchist cookbook at age 12.

What is this 196 anyways it seems like they told an Ai make funny memes?

These morons are probably going to train AI wrong so job security for the next 100 years.

There will be an oxygen subscription model, oh wait we don’t have any oxygen.

It’s going to be like that fucking submarine but much much bigger.

I am legitimately exited for the first time in years. Let’s whish the billionaires well on their amazing journey!

Feliz navidad is surprisingly not enraging for me. Several years in a row now.

Wham gives me a twitching left eyelid.