I love that this is making the rounds again
This is by far the most evil one, I love it.
We should definitely bring signatures back Tryin to make a change :-\
One of us! One of us!
The tags at the bottom are hilarious lol, who’s searching through the “journalist killed” tag looking for something to watch‽
So it wouldn’t be technically wrong to refer to mute people as infants right? /s
”We asked 10 autistic people if they’d drunken milk before and 100% said yes, therefore more milk causes autism!“ - peta, probably.
I can’t believe this my first time hearing about this distro, really giving Hanna Montana Linux a run for its money lol
In December, Musk indicated that the company would start freeing the namespace of 1.5 billion accounts soon, although no public announcement of that freedom has been made. Worth noting, DemandSage indicates that as of 2023 there are only 1.3 billion Twitter accounts on the platform as a whole, with only 237.8 million of them active daily.
Twitter set to be the first ever platform with -200 Million users!
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The coding experience:
“Okay, everything looks good, time to run it”
Code fails
“What? Let me try again…”
Code fails
“What the fuck, where’s the issue???”
Checks syntax error
“GOD DAMN IT TELL ME WHERE THE FUCKING ISSUE IS YOU PIECE OF SHIT”
Hopelessly tries to fuck around with the code and find the error
“PLEASE PLEASE JUST WORK WHY WON’T YOU WORK-”
Notices obvious error that I should have noticed like 15 minutes ago
“Oh. I’m a fucking idiot.”
Code works now
“I have gained nothing from this experience and I will do it again”
#coding #coding pain #python #coding hell
#this is from painfully personal experience
#but replace 15 minutes with a fucking hour
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Here’s the copypasta (sorry)
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
There’s no better feeling than making a post to a dead community, and then suddenly tons of posts start flooding in lol.
Chuck Tingle is the master of satire erotica, my personal favorite is “Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus.”
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