Don’t forget step 2, putting the bread in sideways

Tim Honks

bobbin my head in agreement

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it feels like someone traveled back in time and accidentally changed something.

I like to live dangerously and coffee is much more permanent

I do the crossword every morning with my coffee

I was gonna say, the story is pretty much spelled out on the sign

And they took Barney’s name off!

Fuck yeah OCRemix. So many amazing songs people put on there

And it wasn’t even close to funny or clever.

Not to mention he had already run for president once by that time

No need to squint when the thumbnail shows it clear as day

I, of course, read all of that in his voice

First rule of accessory fruit club is, you do not talk about accessory fruit club. Second rule of accessory fruit club is, you DO NOT TALK ABOUT ACCESSORY FRUIT CLUB.

It’s been four days, I don’t think they’re coming back…