Avari.

The unwilling elves who refused the great journey!

Like this.

I am pleased that you didn’t use A or Z.

Quality shitpost, sir!

Ooohhh, keycap issue.

Space them in a pressurized suit with their dicks sticking out with a flange/gasket type thing so they ejaculate their whole guts out where their penis used to be!

Okay, but hear me out. Space keel hauling. Dress them such that they stay alive for a while in the horrors of space!

Can it work entirely locally?

They don’t need a warrant because rules are for those of us who are ruled.

You don’t pay them then.

Okay, but that wasn’t a chicken egg. It was laid by the chicken predecessor, and therefore the chicken came first!

I’m really good at MTG.

I’m not pretending. I’m not even Republican or even close to it, but you gotta realize you’re wallowing in the echo chamber.

Literally nobody is saying that.

Buddy. That’s the language you’re speaking. YOU.

YOU PERSONALLY are doing fascism right this very moment!

Antinatalist here.

You really gotta stop assuming things. You hear one thing and immediately presume “enemy on all fronts”.

I’m not saying that. You’re saying that as a discrediting measure because you don’t have anything real to say.

Can you hear yourself right now? You’re fucking bloodthirsty and personally doing all the shit that’s bad.

You’re conflating a political party with misogyny to give yourself an ethics free pass? Get fucked keyboard warrior. Roll up and do your worst.

You can choose to be liberal etc…

Your intolerance doesn’t get a magical pass any more than theirs, and I don’t give two shits who started it.

You sound like them. Get out. That’s not how we operate.

Salem witch trials 2, electric boogaloo!

This time the victims will be companies these guys don’t wanna compete with!