I prefer the 32 bit signed integer underflow in my favor.

Apple: “Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are.”

Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)

Oi, mate. I know you were watching Doctor Who, however i’ve decided to hold up all TV broadcasts here for the next few days to inform you that the queen has died.

• Great Nritain

Before you do make a decision, allow me to bring up a point you should consider…

(proceeds to rub all the bellies)

It will distract you for a few minutes and thus reduce stress.

chroot! chroot! chroot!

1. People have enough RAM.
2. Developers see people getting more RAM.
3. Developers allow their software to use more RAM (either by doing more cool stuff or optimizing less stuff).
4. People have little RAM.
5. People buy more RAM.
6. goto 1;

This also applies to CPU and GPU.

In GZSZ the plot really turned bonkers, especially over the years.

Here are a few bullet points:

• Introduced gay guy
• Introduced guy that turns out to be bi
• Introduce girl so guy can learn he’s bi
• Have him learn he’s bi through practical experimentation
• Make him decide for one of them
• Ignore previous events until plot-convenient

Another arc that happened over the span of 1 to 2 years:

• Introduce bad guy for established woman
• Make woman fall for bad guy
• Oh oh! Bad guy is cop!
• OH OH! BAD GUY IS ABUSIVE!
• Continue abuse until breakup
• Introduce dad for woman
• OOOOOH OOOOH! DAD IS ACTUALLY STALKER!
• Bad somehow redeems himself
• Bad guy ends up throwing dad in river, woman and other dudes are witness
• Nobody tells police
• Dad returns a few episodes later
• Bad guy loses job as cop because turns out police doesn’t like coverups (unrealistic af)
• Bad guy now becomes dollar store punisher because somewhere in between all of this gang is introduced
• Bad guy stops gang
• OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO! THERE’S A CHARACTER WHO DIED AND THE CHARACTER ISN’T DEAD AFTER ALL! WE LEARN THAT THROUGH THE INTRODUCTION OF DOLLAR STORE MISTER RABBIT KILLING EXTRAS! CHARACTER GOT A CRYPTO WALLET AND MISTER RABBIT WANTS IT BACK!
• BAD GUY IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY WITH A MULTI-EPISODE TACTICAL ESPIONAGE AND HACKING ARC!

(cue Minecraft player hurt noises)

“jxk died at the hooves of an aggressive cow”

Futurama was at least nice enough to use some waves to beam ads into dreams. No brain interface required.

They didn’t say they were hacked which could mean they weren’t hacked indeed or we will learn otherwise from haveibeenpwned.

Bambu Labs had some bug in the cloud and accidentally caused a lot of printers to print which some of them even breaking in the process.

A Force kin, i see. It makes sense. Btw. it is sad that Obi Wan didn’t care of his force kin. You know, back when he was alive. Cutting his force kin was completely preventable.

I am working on an application using DevExpress XAF. It allows you to build a big enterprise application relatively quick by doing a lot of the dirty work you would otherwise do yourself for CRUD stuff. A lot of the application can be modified through mere clicks without touching a single line of code.

It is cool but kinda bloaty. When you simply launch an XAF application, it uses 300 megabytes of RAM. And that’s before you even loaded a single byte of business data. You have just reached the login screen.

At least i felt it was “kinda bloaty” until i first booted Void Linux on my gaming PC at home and took a look at htop. IT’S ONLY 400 MEGABYTES AND IT’S READY TO USE! MAYBE ADD 200 MEGABYTES FOR KDE!

ALL THIS BLOATING CANNOT CONTINUE! WE HAVE TO TAKE ACTION IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL BE FOREVER DOOMED TO UPGRADE OUR RAM LEST WE DON’T WANT EVEN A FUNCTIONING TEXT EDITOR!

Kind of. First you have to buy a Texteditor token and then the license says you’re permitted to open the IPFS link in order to use Texteditor.

I’ve been wondering which crypto product i should work on. What do you think is the most promising project?

KateKash, Nanocoins, VimBucks, NotePetz++ (i heard cryptobros love ERC-20 based lifeforms), M$ WorDillars

Don’t worry, texteditor.com is also available as an app on Windows, macOS and Linux thanks to Electron.

It only needs 300 megabytes and you can style it with CSS.

Resharper really slows down Visual Studio at launch.

I kinda wanna see Gordon Ramsay go through a Merge Request.

What a shame