I rarely drink either as I’m caffeine sensitive, but if I need a few sips to get me going I go for the burnt bean soup over the dirt tasting weak leaf soup

Weed

They should fire whoever approved that name

Need photos to compare

How strong is the weed you’re smoking?

This propaganda is coming from the most prosperous, overachieving nation in the history of mankind, so it seems like there might be something to it. Now the propaganda coming from impoverished, third world countries saying how all their problems can be solved through communism, just doesn’t have the same luster for some reason.

Now if you can point me to an example of a utopic nation where everything is wonderful and workers run the show, I’m all ears.

Apple:

This made me think we need an independent 3rd party to certify games that are “ethically sourced” , so to speak, like they do with cacao and palm oil.

I’d be more likely to buy games where the workers are treated well as opposed to ones from developers that are meat grinders.

Poison Ivy vibes

This isn’t what I needed to see right after waking up while stretching my Achilles so I can walk without limping

Imagine the outrage from Faux News if Biden endorsed a product while sitting at his Oval Office desk

I’m lazy, and just here for the lulz

I can’t imagine someone who doesn’t learn how to aim their pee stream well enough to not spray piss all over their floor.

I also can’t imagine pulling my pants and underwear down to my knees every time I need to piss. Sorry ladies.

Which extension?

Was it quicker to make a post asking random people on the internet, and waiting for a factual response, than to type the same question into a search engine?

Some brands do add that stuff, but not all

It takes a Hacker to catch a hacker

As someone who works in sales, all my emails to customers are in this exact format

That location is definitely not at either the North or South Pole, so this makes no sense