When I was but a youth, my mother used to regale me with this bit of wisdom: “Profanity is the result of a weak mind attempting to express itself forcefully.”

Sometimes I’ll reflect on this and think, “God damn, that bitch was a dumb fuckin’ cunt if I ever met one!”

Humans are animals too. So, it’s somewhat ironic that you’ve got a stylized exposed human skull as a profile picture.

Yes, I know it’s from Diablo 2; great game!

Aww, man, I thought it was ALL pus… Well, maybe a pus and mucus mixture, but that’s disappointing. ☹️

The beak is too dangerous; pull up, pull up!

Cuppacabra

Just gonna climb the trunk and gently nibble on the balls as they sway in the breeze.

🤣🤣🤣

Have you tried growing your penis out?

I did and it stopped my periods before they even started! 😎

Preach

I’m kinda into it… 🥴

How else are we expected to make my famous tomato soup?