Or a bivouac in which you can be constrained until you suffocate.

Depends on hair type. Conditioner can be heavy on baby fine hair. I almost never condition my chicken feathers.

Meanwhile, I have no chill.

Cute cat obvs, but I also like your carpet.

We really need Luke Cage for this.

Not a logical fallacy in itself, but related: the principle of charity

In philosophy and rhetoric, the principle of charity or charitable interpretation requires interpreting a speaker’s statements in the most rational way possible and, in the case of any argument, considering its best, strongest possible interpretation.

People typically do the opposite, assuming the worst possible interpretation of others’ arguments. I wish this principle was taught in schools.

She’s dating the kool-aid man.

I’ve gotten some of my best house cleaning done while angry.

Please do not bring that bullshit here. It was tiresome at the other site.

I’m still waiting for duck pics. Not a typo.

Person ordering pizza: “My house is definitely on Fallingbrook Dr.”

Narrator: it was not.

I mean, it wasn’t an exhaustive list.

American cheese is amazing when melted. I like it in scrambled eggs and on pizza. I put it on bread with ranch and Buffalo sauce, stick it under the broiler until it browns. It solves the problem of something quick and delicious to eat.

I have friends

OK you don’t have to brag.

I keep a consistently low health bar. Wouldn’t want to get too op.

Ok so it’s not just me.

I’ll accept his quest.

I love how Suzy’s name changed at random.

Proof