No. Fuck no. Absolutely not.

This is horrible. You should be ashamed

25 GRAMS???

I don’t like that this chart makes it seem like all are valid. Science is literally defined by method. Material realism is maybe less strict, but it can’t be science if the scientific method isn’t followed.

Hahaha I’m never paying it anyway. Fuck cigarettes

Hey, I can’t just let that slide by. It can be better. Call 988 if you’re in the US

I bet you could do it. Go to the yacht store with your bank’s president

But it’s not about a legal defense. It’s trying to convince the potential plaintiff not to file for fear that the public will associate them with having a small penis

Let me shoot back and I’m game

As it was, so it shall be

That would absolutely rip out body hairs

Fuck yeah, fuck its business. Fuck reddit for going IPO and Fuck spez for being an insufferable gaping asshole

No Aeropress?

For anyone wondering beyond the meme, they make these clamp handles that hold batteries pretty well for moving them around.