Circle back now y’all

Those electric mowers have been around for 50+ years.

Yeah, no. If I could afford to have someone come clean my house, mow my lawn, buy a new car every few years, fly first class to places I want to visit/take vacations, have good health insurance that isn’t tied to employment I would be happy as shit. I constantly have to worry about silly shit because I can’t afford not to. It creates a lot of stress as I’m missing out on other things. It’s taking a huge toll on my overall health.

I don’t think I would hire someone who regularly posts on LinkedIn.

And fuses and breakers

Psychiatrist charges $170 for 5 minutes to write you a prescription for meds that will keep you from ruining your life.

Therapist charges $250 an hour for psychotherapy.

I know how, but I’m not messing with it. I have a Volvo 5 cylinder. It has plugs in the cam girdle (it doesn’t have a valve cover, the upper cover is also the upper half of the cam races) you pull the plugs and check the clearance. Then you do a calculation and order new lifters from the dealer. It’s not making noise, so I don’t care enough to check it.

This sounds like the parker novels, but in the future.

Definitely don’t forget about Christmas decorations. A decent Christmas tree is at least a few hundred. My wife has the Hallmark Hogwarts Castle and all five characters that go on the tree. I checked them on eBay and they sell for around $650.

My score for the credit agencies is in the negatives. You should trust me of course, and no, you cannot see the algorithm I use.

One time I couldn’t work on an assignment at school because I typed it in Microsoft works and school used Microsoft word.

Because the government was aware of two of the attackers prior to the event, it’s not a stretch that they allowed it to happen to use it as an excuse to invade the middle east.

https://oig.justice.gov/sites/default/files/archive/special/0506/chapter5.htm

I just replicated it by opening a second app. It doesn’t seem to do it every time.

How about if I go away from the mobile app and then go back into it, then it doesn’t reload the page I was just on. I can still see where I was until I click it, why do you need to reload it? Fuckin’ bullshit.

https://youtu.be/NjZwwcslJ1g

Sell things on eBay, you have to pay taxes on any profit, but you can claim milage as an expense at 65.5 cents per mile. There’s no UPS dropoff near me, but there’s one near my work, so I claim the mileage to go to the UPS store and back. I just happen to go to work in between those two things.

You can also claim travel if you buy an item somewhere. Maybe you went somewhere to buy something and just happened to have a good time with your family while you were there.

You can only deduct the full purchase of a capital expense such as a car in certain situations. Usually you have to amortize/depreciate the expense over a set amount of time. I’m not sure if you can still claim milage as an expense if you claim the vehicle as an expense.

It depends on if they had to lie or not. Eventually you will have to lie in order to cover the original lie until you it can’t keep all of the lies straight. If you cheated your way through college, then you can probably get away with it unless you go into a skilled profession like a doctor. If you’re just getting an MBA or something, then it’s not a big deal since business/ office work is not skilled anyway.

Life isn’t a meritocracy

Attention whore. He’s just being an edgy moron, ignore.