“Excuse me, it’s ‘list of color’.”

“Or die at home from a curable illness.”

not in a racist way, I swear, more of a “race realism” sort of way

Translated: “I am telling myself black people are actually like this so I don’t have to feel bad.”

What a dickwad.

Mostly the hookers.

My front page is just flooded with porn. I want the option to view NSFW subs, but not have them shoved in my goddamn face.

I love that there’s a tiger there purely for intimidation tactics.

“They’ll be worth 1.2 million, once their value finally reaches 1.2 million!”

I like Doctor Who’s view on humans. We’re really nothing special, compared to other species out there. The Doctor just hangs around them because “I just think they’re neat!”

No shoes,

No shirt,

No Jews,

Ya didn’t hear that,

Ah, hm. Well, I don’t have a Pixel, soooo…shit, lmao.

Sounds great, especially since it’s Android-compatible. I’d have to jailbreak my phone, though, right? Always been worried to do that, myself, because I don’t want to break my phone or get cut off by my service provider.

I might look into it on my Retroid Pocket 2+, though!