I used Mario Paint.
I used Mario Paint.
I’m ADHD, and a fight will ruin my day. I mean it will literally prevent me from accomplishing ANYTHING besides mindless tasks.
A few hours afterwards I’m often found staring into space reflecting on who said what, what I should say/do if it comes up again, and how it will affect tomorrow or the day after that. For bigger issues, the reflection will gradually reduce over the next few days.
I don’t think that’s what they meant when they said to “Go suck a dipstick”.
DARK BRANDON ACTIVATED.
They don’t feel guilt. They just want to be able to say “Well, there have been rumors (that we started) that Mr. Dem has been doing that for years! Why aren’t you investigating HIM?”
Coffee, black with too much sugar.
To me, tea always seemed like it was just hot water that’s unsuccessfully trying to taste like sticks and flowers.
Hey hey hey, like being stoned!
Before the movie came out, the Titanic was probably the only shipwreck I had ever heard of.
I don’t play, but everyone I know who does, learned Smoke on the Water first.
When I installed my free Robucks app, I had to call in and read off some gift card numbers.
Ah shit. I guess I’m a PARTY ANIMAL!!!
Try having a brain that is compelled to actively search for new distractions, and
I laughed when I read it, and I read the examples in the right accent, but I really don’t see how it makes a difference.
I’m starting to suspect that masquenox is part of a propaganda campaign led by the basilisk itself! They just seem a little too serious about us not taking this seriously.
Getting strong “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” vibes.
Only if they happen in the shower, and there’s no way you had time to think about all that during a drought.
I believe you’re looking for thoughtsaboutshowers.
Probably because that’s the punchline of the joke. That was the designer’s intent, so, good job!
Your post is the online equivalent of walking into a room and saying:
“Hey morons! Are any of you smart enough to have a conversation that will make me feel superior to the rest of you bumblefucks? There were a few people at the last place I visited that also enjoyed that kind of conversation, but I doubt any of you could handle it.”