Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!

Happens to me too even while playing video games. I would feel like I AM paying attention could have sworn I did but then after all said is done I’m like “Wait what did they say?!”