Freaking out at the people who are about to serve you food isn’t a great idea.

In Alberta they heat up the loonies or toonies with a lighter first.

No, not all of us.

Just the trump voters and anyone who sat the election out.

Because they’re as bad.

I’m sorry I’m too dumb to understand this.

Can you explain it a bit better?

Anyone who throws out clown emojis is a clown themselves.

It’s the internet rule 42069.

Nah, if I had guaranteed food and shelter I’d be filming pornography all day every day.

It makes perfect sense coming from you.

If voting wasn’t important than republicans wouldn’t make it so hard to do.

What if you’re wearing them over your pants?

What if you’re wearing boxers?

I think mine has LSD on it.

I can update four controllers at a time using this method.

My sexy Adolf Hitler got a great reception tonight.

High I’m Potato-eeeee

A titanium cage and a tungsten buttplug for balance.

both should have RGB for safety at night.

I know what I said.

The entire screenplay of Skrek 4.

I’m a really big fan of depraved sex but you wouldn’t catch me on either end of a Margaret Thatcher spit roast.

I’m pretty sure Margaret Thatcher would be turning in her grave if she knew she was being compared to Harris.

What a waste of sperm.

But what about