Nestle bottles a bunch of their water from “municipal supply in Hialeah FL” so a ton of it tastes like toilet

The one on the right looks like a 14 pin molex connector. You can buy the plug by itself and make a connector, but finding the pinout is going to be a bitch. As for the one on top, it looks like maybe a USB2.0 motherboard socket.

Sounds of stirring macaroni

TWIST THAT DICK!

The video of the actual incident is wild. He mag dumps his cruiser with a completely unaware suspect in it and only by luck doesn’t hit him

Nope, that’s straight up bullshit. It was either osteotomized in surgery (cut out), or it was missing as a result of the injury. Both of these are semi common in fractures like that and for the fibula it’s fine. The fibula does not bear weight and really just helps add stability tonthe ankle joint, so as long as the lateral malleolus (the bottom of the fibula) is in tact there’s usually no problem.

You could set the bed on top of pieces of 4"x4" lumber

Oh yay shitty apology videos and youtuber drama response videos.

“You’ve a problem” actually still works, but it’s an older way of saying it

Nobody likes the jable

Okay left to right, top to bottom. Karen Candle Hands, The Green Goobler, Man Bird, The Big Apple, The Red Menace, Doctor Moneyballs and Lady Lean the Vick’s Avenger.

Holy crap these are unbelievable! I especially like the krankstar one

The devil.

The USS Crawlspace!

Well you can’t say all that without saying what the prank was!

Truckers. They may know but they sure don’t care.

A solid green on a left turn is not the same as a green arrow. It’s a yield sign.

I was at a publix buying a cake some years ago and the guy scanning it flipped the whole fucking thing upside down to scan the barcode underneath. It was a cake massacre

Appreciate your brother. You’ve only got a few more years with him.

Just look through the product info and make absolutely sure it’s not a “Bad IMEI” phone. These are usually stolen phones laundered through china, and will not connect with most regular carriers in the US (or in much of the EU)