Everyone always lies.

I could care less.

We’ve probably all said a sentence that no other person in history has ever said.

Why did 2 break up with zero?

Some 1 got between them!

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Okay… And if you stand by your morals, more power to you. For me, it’s a worthwhile trade forfeiting my data (usually anonymised anyways) for the convenience of their free services.

I’m not ignorant. Any one who isn’t aware of where G’s revenue comes from has been living under a rock. The choice is clear, and if Google is making that even more obvious, I think that’s a good thing.

Keep fighting the good fight, but the majority of us will keep using google because these *exclusive scoops shouldn’t be a revelation to anyone.

Mostly convicts

Well, there are 5 governments you should be concidering. Or is it 8? Might be 12 by now…

F in the chat for victims of the Great Oxygenation Event.

Very respectful of you. I have the urge to ram their phone down their throat and curb stomp them.

Doesn’t look like any sort of fruit I’ve seen!

As opposed to masculinity. Look at Gilgamesh, Achelies, even the godfather of stoicism Marcus Arilius. Historically peak alpha males never muffled their emotions.

Forget ads, Microsofts “free trial” wasn’t free or a trial. You’d be charged for a product that would show up on your bank statement as free. Short answer; no one in a position of power gives a fuck.

Per capita the US wastes more food than any other country… I just made that up but sounds about right.

Why would I buy food if it’s free?

Okay… and what about Alexander, Ceasar, Ali, Genghis, Napoleon, and all the rest? The claim that empires are only motivated by profits is absurd.

You ask what is our aim? I can answer in one word: memes. Meme at all costs. Meme in spite of all terror. Meme however long and hard the banhammer may strike. For without memes there is no dank content.

Butter dispensers at the cinema to soak their popcorn is my favourite. Like it’s fucking tomato sauce on a hotdog or something!

They’ve done studies on this. Single blokes die sooner because they haven’t got a Mrs to nag them. “Nag”.

For years I have rallied against the dark forces working to consume Reddit’s glorious mission statment but the minor inconvenience of a subpar app was just too much!