I pronounce them like Gin and Giraffe

Lemmy should run ads and its API should be pay per use

I wont go into much detail but ISPs can act as intermediaries in https calls and TLS would work only between you and the ISP and then ISP and the requested server. Software like Zscaler does similar stuff you can look it up if you want

İ dont know if you are serious but https dors not mean anything, all major https websites are already decrypted anyways