I’m in the museum sector.

Never pick something up to move it until you’ve seen the place where you’re moving the thing and it’s clear of junk.

It’s safer to make two trips instead of one. It’s safer to make three trips instead of two.

The best thing you can do for something old that looks like it’s slowly falling apart is usually to leave it alone.

I worked at a pet shop for two glorious days not knowing that I was the backup in case the boss’ nephew was accepted into his preferred college program. He was not accepted so I got the boot to make room for him on the team.

The manager doubled my first/ only paycheque because she felt bad. I’m still bitter 17 years later