Alpha channel says she’s not wrong

Such as?

55% of the vote, 20% of the population. Democrats stayed home.

All of which is fixed by a voltage regulator

Eh, more like “oh God I don’t want to be anywhere near this, feds please take over”

Our military will be good at its job

Is this fascism?

Russians: Tchaikovsky no!

The first SSN was number 571, and is now a museum.

One of the wettest ever, from the standpoint of water

Frozen shark do do do do do do

But is P=NP?

You could say the same about running off with boxes of classified docs and keeping them in a bathroom. Reality is they don’t care as long as he’s alive

When you’re already at “immigrants are eating your cats” and the numbers don’t move, it does kind of beg the question.

Brightlord Highmarshal Stormface is not in love with anyone, he just lets himself get dragged around so he can brood in different places

Same as any other E-6, getting yelled at by a Chief

Truly a conisseur of factory builder games

I think I’m a clone now
There’s always two of me just a-hangin’ around
I think I’m a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I thought about getting some OC spray but decided it wouldn’t fit in my bike bag

Just remember that there is no such thing as a flushable wet wipe. Even the ones that say they are.

He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin
He got the application that you just sent in