Someplaceunknown

I CALL BULLSHIT

SPEAK NORMALLY

The eventual heat death of the universe would be painful

No

Why does this sound real

However if they are going to ask I might want some proof…no can’t afford an Uber right now but maybe I could take some pictures of my walk? Or take the bus just to have a bus ticket?

Film your entire walk to court

Dark Patterns™

Moo Deng mentioned

I present: Xitter

Both

What do you call this?

Who won?

At press time, sources confirmed Musk had publicly fired a prominent CPU for loudly humming in a way that he said constituted insubordination.

Hmm, yes

Poke 👉

I have never heard of Megadeath before

I thought I was the real me…