Send a picture of him being petted right now or I swear I’m calling CPS to your house!

I think letting freon leak into the atmosphere was actually reversing global warming so Big Air Conditioner started making up lies about “CFCs”.

Now all we need is a boat that does tourism for the sunken submarine to eventually sink and the cycle will begin anew.

Are you using an adblocker? If so, it’s probably removing the sponsored content and reformatting the thumbnails to fit the page without them.

Reminds me of the New Girl episode where Nick is pretending he’s gay and one of the types of men he’s attracted to is “sleepy guys, we call them drowzers”

Imagine trying to be a profitable company but can’t keep the lights on.

Me and my homies in study hall

Me while packing - “What if I shit my pants every day I’m there?”

I’m glad to see Christian has kept his head in all of this craziness. If you pay attention, he has not once pointed the finger back at Reddit and said outright “they are trying to kill 3rd party apps”. He has been careful to keep the line open in case Reddit comes calling.

I hope he does something else past his Pixel Pals app because I am excited to follow him into his next project. We can all only hope it’s an app for the fediverse!

I always find these arguments are almost in bad faith. Sure there are always alternatives, but that’s like saying the alternative to driving to work is walking. It works, but only so far as it is practical. I am so glad I found Lemmy and fortunately the community has been forced here by Reddit, but how many posts were on this platform 2 days ago, how many will be here in a week? I am hopeful this will last, but platforms are only as powerful as their users, and the general public tends to congregate in the largest, easiest to use location.

The last panel should be the fox digging a shallow grave for Apollo

I haven’t played since AC 3, but this one is looking amazing. I think we are coming back to the root mechanics with this game and focusing more an assassinations and missions rather than open world exploration. I’m tentatively excited! But as always, no pre-orders!

Imagine sitting down and feeling the squish of wet fabric beneath you.

Make America skate again

When you overstep and have to say “Oh yeah right, those purists are crazy”

If a call is important enough for me to call back, they’ll leave a voicemail

How’s everyone liking it so far?!?!

First one to poop gets to leave, second one to poop gets left with the smell but gets the room to themselves. Who suffers the worse fate?

Looking back, I am positive I have said “lol” or “lmao” out loud more times than I have actually laughed in the past week.