Okay I got this. According to last night I just gotta fill my bed with spiders, while also dangling from a very very high height, and I guess I’m in that one friend’s house from 5th grade I visited that one time?

Turns out Mr Burns could’ve avoided, like, 90% of Evangelion.

Legend of Zelda fans are being suspiciously quiet right now…

If you do this, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Oh well that’s really interesting and very cultured of you and stuff.

But I’m just gonna keep assuming it’s a replica of your butt because that’s funnier to me.

A replica of what?

A replica of WHAT?!?

D… Did you do it?

I’m torn. I very explicitly stated that this had nothing to do with vore. But I do love me a good LOTR reference

Sorry, Kat. I’m sure you’re a legit snack, but idk if they eat insiders here. You might have to join the Gender Force in other ways.

(<3 btw, just in case my joke didn’t land)

I’ll gladly offer myself as a snack.

(it’s not a vore thing I just meant that I look cute, like a snack, and support you)

(goddammit no one would have thought it was a vore thing if I hadn’t said that)

(LOOK IT’S NOT A V----

But what if those titties used some unusual rhythms and, more importantly, were also strapped to a horrendous, ever-grinning mask?

The Windowlicker music video makes me feel… Things.

I will not elaborate.

In my defense, it still works. You just have to hold the case together exactly right while you press the power button, and a few of its features are locked behind being better than me at soldering.

Why do you think that would happen? Can you give me some examples of media making fun of racists and getting “canceled” as a result?

You don’t think that openly mocking white people who use racial slurs would fly? How so?

Blazing Saddles openly called out racism and made it the butt of almost all of its jokes. I think both it and Airplane could be made today, and would be received well. Why do you think differently?

No, those are my DMs.

Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?

I think it’s safe to say that anyone in the USA who still listens to the radio knows the Beach Boys.

Hi, it’s me. Your friend.

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