Great. Another thing I can’t do. Thanks.

help

Nice. That’s a staple in this household.

Do they sell love at this grocery store?

Half a loaf of bread. And a carton of ramens.

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We live in interesting times

Caught in some landside?

Infinite Growth Forever!

For those out of the loop:
Global Tetrahedron is a fake evil corporation the Onion used as a bad guy in some stories.
Global Tetrahedron is also the real company that bought the Onion earlier this year.
Global Tetrahedron the real company also really bought InfoWars in a bankruptcy auction.
Global Tetrahedron the fake evil corporation is who wrote this article.

That’s a trade-off I don’t mind making.

That’s just the blue alam

Have you ever asked any kids if they know what a VHS tape is?

there is nothing you can do from being fully and devastatingly dicked over.

I’m so ready for the Onion News Network Renaissance

It’s pretty extreme. I’m picturing two 7 year olds being forced to listen to what they said.
If they even actually have any kids to begin with.

I talk to my friends. We even get together every weekend. Some I see every few months. Some during events. Lunches, dinners, weddings, anniversaries, funerals, concerts, movies. Sometimes just because some of us all happen to have the same day off.

Family is the same way. People can communicate fine without Facebook, and we did so for thousands of years.

I was being light hearted, but you’re absolutely right. Thank you for checking me.

Didn’t mean to be rude to you Buttflapper.

Ah, ok.
You’re on Facebook too? Lol

Why are you on reddit in the first place?

You tell your daughters to not let other people reproduce? How old are they?