Ted Jackson

Lamingtons. I will hear no debate on this.

Of course not. I doubt I could even find the armpits on an F16.

Pocket knives, and Swiss army knives in particular. I’ve loved them since I was given my first one as a child, which was the impetus for me to stop biting my nails.

I know the feeling. I’ve got about 6-8 flashlights around the house at the moment and can’t really justify buying more. My SO thinks I’m barmy.

And just like that, you’ve invented laserdisc.

I’m guessing some sort of collaboration with Snoop Dogg? 🤷‍♂️

“It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.”