yes, I didn’t have theort of that

He means ‘legally immune for crimes committed as president thanks to the latest Supreme Court ruling’

Cool idea, but I spent a lot of time amongst people who believed in star signs when I was young.

They will say “Virgo: the most generous star sign, OMG that’s so me. I like, super generous”, despite the fact they have never given a cent in charity in their life.

None of it influenced their behaviour apart from the ‘lucky numbers’, which probably got them buying a few more lotto tickets.

Isn’t it weird how every right-wing conspiracy video is available worldwide in one click, but left-wing comedy is always ‘not available in your region’?

Her milkshake would bring me (a boy) to her yard.

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They hated him because he spoke the truth

Ok I will upvote this, but only because I don’t feel well informed enough to form a proper critical opinion about it.

Sacha Baron Cohen is one classy son of a bitch.

He played Ali G. He risked his life interviewing conservatives. He infuriated the Kazakhstan government.

Bro would it be weird if we rubbed armpits to swap microbiomes

Often antiperspirants create a cycle of dependency. They kill off some of the benign bacteria and favour the ones that produce strong body odour, so if you stop using them you stink.

I grew up in a region where no-one used antiperspirant or deodorant. Nobody smelt bad. People have a smell, but its not strong.

When I moved to the city and smelt post-basketball teenage BO, it was so bad.

I dont use antipersperant. I have asked many people if I smell, all agree I dont.

My favourite is the belief that goose-necked barnacles grew into geese.

The idea was started by the Norman scholar Giraldus Cambrensis in the 12th century when he visited Ireland, and was very popular because it meant that the monks who were required to fast and eat only fish during Lent could eat geese. Technically if they lived part of their life underwater, they must be fish.

Wheeeee

Whoever wrote that prompt is a sadist, who loves to see AI suffer.

also: “reminiscent of the works of Leonardo da Vinci and the enigmatic allure of Salvador Dali” 10/10

4chan

I’m happy to eat bugs. Lobsters are basically bugs.

Don’t conflate the ecologically sustainable practice of bug-eating with American fascist secret service bullshit.

I only say this because I see 0 comments from my instance, but that’s real clever, yo.