Usually Nodachi and his harem.
Usually Nodachi and his harem.
I’d say it’s more like direct but sincere advice.
Are we back to bears again?
I mean if this is Google’s new Google+ moment there’s only one person we can call upon in our time of need:
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Borrowed their pool.
I have, I just use it to view Reddit without an account.
I am not going to like the day they remove that.
As we all know Alphas can be stopped by just a sheet of paper: A restraining order.
Marketing deodorant to women.
Marketing deodorant to men.
Taylor Swift when she was feeling 22.
I can’t speak for how network engineers are born, but I can tell you how electronic engineers are chosen.
It all starts when the young child discovers a screwdriver set either located in the garage or the drawer-o-stuff™. They then realise their favourite toys and electronics around the house have screws the screwdriver fits into.
Once this realisation has occurred, a new voice speaks in their head for the first time “Open me, see what’s inside”. No matter how much they resist or what the parents do to hide the tools and tape over the screws, the voice still calls “Open me, see what’s inside”.
Eventually the child opens the device and sees the PCB. A green plate populated with what look like perfectly rectangular tiny stones, black squares dotted around, tic-taks with coloured banding, very small grey doughnuts with an orange thread wrapped around, and a few black cylinders that look like small batteries.
They flip the PCB over and see a network of metallic straight and angled lines running between circles where little metal points protrude from tiny mounds of shiny silver blobs. With screw driver in hand, the child prods these small silver blobs. Nothing happens. They keep poking around until they bridge two blobs on the underside of the biggest black cylinders.
Suddenly there’s a bright flash, a bang, the child jumps back and yells in surprise. They take a moment before slowly approaching the PCB and see a trail of magic smoke that wafts from the now burnt cylinder.
They know not, but the child’s fate has been sealed. A gift and a curse has now been bestowed upon them
A parent walks in hearing the yelp, and sees their prized electronic possession in a state of chaotic dissasembly. They scold the child and sends them away to their room.
That voice still persists and the parent eventually gifts the child a small electronics kit, lest they continue to break the parent’s possessions.
The child begins in earnest on their first project, staying up well past bedtime and into the night to complete it. When the last piece is placed, the child leans back and appreciates their handiwork. They prepare to tentatively throw the ON switch, leaning back and squinting with one eye closed.
The kit springs to life much to the child’s surprise and delight, it’s working!
It is at this moment the gift and curse is revealed:
Yes I know that’s a link to Dilbert, so let me be clear: Scott Adams can go fuck himself.
It’s not strictly cyclical but it oftern rhymes.
And I’m getting real fucking tired of these fascists trying to rewrite the same fucking verse every 20 to 40 years.
I swear they do this on purpose so that their base thinks “He looks like me, therefore he must be right!”.
Thank you kind stranger :)
How much is it?
If I could download a car I absolutely would!
Raise Hell, Praise Dale!
It was a great episode.
Also, Number One saying “They put that on the poster?” made my heart melt.
Thank you Lain.