You don’t buy anything but baked goods from the French

I do, in my many houses

Feel free to go buy your own house then buddy

Get him

The old adage ‘why do you care if you’ve got nothing to hide?’ comes to mind

I don’t know what the fuck this is but as sad as the OP is, the OP of this thread should be fucking ashamed.

Know thy enemy

Did you grow up within a smaller radius to Hulk Hogan?

You just don’t know cars that well then

They’ve lost approximately 49 wars.

Yeah I used to work with a Kiwi and he fucking hated the French haha.

Damn cheese eating surrender monkeys.

I used to hear ‘better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick’

Whatever the fuck that means

Portsmouth Ohio, fat redneck throwing a bottle of shit Australian beer and the police not executing a no knock warrant and murdering him for his crimes?

I call bullshit.

Here’s a tip - don’t.

What’s this flag?

My first thought, written by someone who has no concept, likely a kid.

I see you have no idea what you’re talking about

Wat

I can’t wait to take Christmas off you all

I thought the red V was insinuating cunnilingus, much like how people make a V with their fingers and put their tongue between it.