This is the only kind I know:

So will Trump deport him or shoot him?

oh, deer

I could hardly believe it when I heard the news today
I had to come and get it straight from you
They said, you were leaving, someone swept your heart away
From that look upon your face, I see it’s true
So tell me all about it, tell me 'bout the plans you’re making
Oh, tell me one thing more before I go

Tell me, how am I supposed to live without you?
Now that l’ve been loving you so long How am I supposed to live without you?
And how am I supposed to carry on When all that l’ve been living for is gone?
I’m too proud for crying, didn’t come here to break down
It’s just a dream of mine is coming to an end

…

onions are delicious

What bullshit is this?

from https://alternativeto.net/

mtPaint is a painting program which Mark Tyler developed from scratch so he could easily create pixel art and manipulate digital photos.

JDraw is a pixel oriented graphics editor designed especially for small to medium-sized pictures used to decorate web pages. It is completely written in Java, simple to use and saves (animated) GIFs, ICOs and PNGs.

That reminds me: I need to delete my Facebook account.

cogito, ergo sum

RedWeasel loaded slashes into your stream today though.

Sanitize your inputs. Become delimiter agnostic!

Unless we get one that can skibbidi the yeet instead.

double-plus-good

I was parked on the side of PCH and my friend and I were going to cross over to head down to the beach. He crossed in the middle of the road. I continued on to the intersection. Before I got to the intersection, I looked down and found $40 on the ground. There was no one around and no cars nearby. When my friend seemed a bit grumpy for making him wait while I took the long way, I said, “here,” and held out my hand and gave him one of the bills. We went to the nearby punk record store and bought some albums and 45s and ate lunch at a hippie Mexican place.

Glassdoor is was great for a while. Now it’s trash.

Both. And when I’m hurt, or when I’m extremely frustrated by something mechanical.

I don’t really use those words unless I’m in a state my brain cannot better articulate my thoughts and feelings. They are a crude tool.

Reminds me of:

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2012/08/29/substitute-damn/

…there is one thing I wish you would do when you sit down to write news stories, and that is: Never use the word, “very.” It is the weakest word in the English language; doesn’t mean anything. If you feel the urge of “very” coming on, just write the word, “damn,” in the place of “very.” The editor will strike out the word, “damn,” and you will have a good sentence.