🤞Himself🤞 Please oh please.
🤞Himself🤞 Please oh please.
Holy crap, how long does a game of chess take?!
Each hand pets the ones on the sides; then kisses to the middle. Not as good as having three hands, but it works.
Tell Gerry to m(e)ander his way out so the rest of us can have a turn in the gay room.
Watching my own language means my “acquaintance” was right? I don’t think I’m the one with a stick, if that’s the case.
I remember learning this about 20ish years ago and telling my then-sister in law about it when I explained why I wasn’t going to use it anymore. I got told I had a stick up my ass, and this was by a marginalized (gay, immigrant) woman. (Somewhat unrelated note - very grateful she’s a former relation.)
So glad people have been learning and I’ve been hearing “gypped” less and less in recent years.
I’ve enjoyed reporting their emails as spam. It’s the last “fuck you” I can give them without just ignoring them completely.
I would contend that using coffee as a douche is something you should discuss with your doctor before doing.
In addition to the other suggestions here, these are two (and a half) tips that work for me:
Ice pack or cool cloth on the back of your neck and forehead. The cold restricts blood flow in the area, which can help ease pain.
Soak your feet in warm water (or find other ways to make your feet warm without warming up the rest of you). The heat expands the blood vessels, encouraging blood flow in your feet, which draws blood away from your head and can help ease pain.
0.5. There is a pressure point in your hand (called L14), between the thumb and forefinger, that can help relieve headache pain. YMMV, of course.
I hope you feel better!
Would still pet, 100%. Might not even be that different from some cats I’ve loved 😂
Given that I also aged in the interim, I prefer his current look. He’s a silver fox.
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. I’m grateful that he’s back to give us a way to laugh through the bullshit and motivate us to keep fighting.
I must have extra Internet; I loaded two withs!
I feel like it would be a Far Side cartoon, if it’s not already.
Then, when a coherent thought is present, you end up with the scribblob being what comes out of the mouth instead.
This is an upsettingly good drag image. If a real queen were to play Donna T. Rump, I think she’d look like this.
I hate how much I love this.
I am beyond burnt out on and bored of Star Wars, but I don’t think I’d mind a remake with only Muppets.
I can practically taste the wintergreen chalk.