You could learn this internet if you decided to.

Near my university there was an underground bakery open from 18:30 to 6:30, and whenever you were drunk or high coming out of some university party or just a night of drinking with your friends you’d end up going there and it was amazing. At a reasonable cost, some high sugar and fat pastries, or just a warm croissant, served by an immigrant man in his 50s who would call everyone nephew. All this through a tiny barred window below the earth. A wonderful thing.

We’ll have warm seas like in Earth’s infancy soon enough.

Evangelion was written by an insane religious fanatic searching pointlessly for a divine reason for choosing to exist. You don’t have to watch it, I release you.

It was just a joke, I was hoping someone else would be able to turn it into something with meaning.

My favorite sin is Lust. My favorite virtue is Chastity.