Lamorne Morris was great in the latest season of Fargo.

I haven’t gotten a good fear boner in a while, honestly.

In recent days, the district’s administrators, seeking a compromise, offered to recast the students in a version of the musical meant for middle schoolers or younger that omitted solos and included roles as cattle and birds. Students balked.

Holy shit. Imagine how stupid you must be to try to offer that up as a “compromise”. What a fucking joke.

Both this and the N64 logo were pretty great from a design aspect.

There’s a building in Illinois that resembles the N64 logo.

This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.

I even saw them in concert together once.

Shame.

Bro you know: nod the head up like “what up bro”

Bro you don’t know: nod the head down to show respect.

Supposedly, these types of greetings are ingrained from centuries ago in the sword and shield days, where if you didn’t know someone, you would give a downward head nod to not expose your neck (to get sliced).

Whereas if you knew the person you were greeting, you could give the upward nod and not worry about exposing your neck.

I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.

You know, just in case.

Because old habits die hard.