Blame this on the misfortune of your birth.
It was going so well until they started about the day count, and I already knew it was over. I hope they’re doing okay now.
I actually really like the plastic bag and bottle trick.
No website, only crab juice.
You sure it isn’t a fire warning scale instead?
Hasta la Vista, you piece of shit.
Anyone else smell burnt toast?
Gottem, like granny would have.
The fabled MACV-SOG spec.
That’ll buff right out.
Based.
Potato in the exhaust is a classic.
I couldn’t get past her starting the mental math. “If I run a mile in 8 mins…” This lady can vote, drive a car, and purchase a firearm. We’re so fucked.
SHINY AND CHROME!
I don’t know how much research/traction this idea has, but I’ve heard of a reverse hybrid system that seems to be a good solution in my mind. The electric engine operates the drivetrain, and the combustion engines runs continuously at its most efficient configuration to act as a generator for the electric engine. There’s still a battery to store power, but the combustion engine will last MUCH longer due to consistent/stable RPMs and usage. Plus, you get the advantage of electric instant torque.
It’s an Albany file type.
However, you are opening yourself up to perjury if the prosecution gets creative and proves your dick is small/below average.