I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

Ahh, I thought it was saying you’d share the ride with a 95+, I’d really enjoy that XD

Driver, not so much

Pokemon

He is the Dragonborn!

Windows 10 is increasingly encouraging me to recommend other operating systems to friends and colleagues

My wife and I like to call saxophones “sexy trumpets”

Yeah! The second one is my favorite (this is the thumbnail XD)

Put some little blades on the mace! They won’t stay sharp for long, but the first few Nazis you hit with it will have a really bad day

Dance!

It doesn’t create a permanent product like the things you mentioned, but it’s definitely a method of artistic expression =)

True! And birds are really cool

I actually did the exact same thing when I read The Red Pony in middle school

If they weren’t stupid, they would still be alive

(I still think they’re really cool, I’m just mad they aren’t around anymore and misdirecting that frustration toward them)

Lactose intolerant individual decides they can’t take it anymore

That same Meta that performs emotional manipulation experiments on its users without informing them or receiving their consent? No, thank you!

Bover deez nuts

Guitar riff

Based on the background, it looks like there may be some wading involved, so that’s probably why you’d be taking them off

Unless you brought some waders, of course

That’s a pretty cool one! 👍