I had a toilet where the seat just wouldn’t stay up. It was just easier to sit. And even when I didn’t have this toulet I would sit in the middle of the night to keep the noise down and not have to turn on the light. I called this the “tactical piss”.

But guys who are just super against it are weird. Doesn’t make you any less of a guy my guy.

Capitalism demands that some starve

Jokes on you I pirates mine!

My bird feeder is for cat entertainment purposes anyway. Cats seem equally happy with birds or squirrels. Not a boomer but I guess I’d understand if I wanted to see birds.

Are you at my apartment lol. As long as your apartment is t downstairs I wouldn’t worry about it.

Hahaha. I wish it was single handedly my incompetence that sunk these companies. I know it’s not because I never got my golden parachute.

Yep. Had a family member buy me Ryobi and 2 batteries. Guess I’m a Ryobi man now

I’ve legit been a manager for 3 companies that have gone out of business now. Not either of those two but one was a major internationally recognized brand. Seems pointless to post them on my résumé but I still do. Almost seems like I’m the kiss of death.

Women are a bit of a triangle of the earth.

Then it repeats. Not sure what it means

And the Marines were the personal union busters of plantation owners in central America.

Honestly it’s the best use for a country’s military. Send .5% out to actually, idk, help people.

Mine either bub. The shits rough. Hugs.

Omg. Kratom is nothing like heroin or opioids. Jeezy pete

“Screwing over the renters.” You mean the ones that AREN’T being made homeless?

No no. I think they nailed it.

I have three fucking cats I drag around the world with me because of the fucking pandemic. Just glad I finally have the resources in my life to actually do that now. But god-damn it’s expensive

Um, alphabetically?