Capt. Wolf

Shut up, brain! When we were 9, you didn’t even know what cringe was!

I look forward to the day when I pass my screen name on to my son…

And, to this day, I still crave that super thin wedge of pizza once in a while.

It’s also important to check your registration now and then too. When my wife and I got married and moved, I went to vote in my new district and found that someone had illegally changed my party affiliation to Democrat.

Details for checking and changing your registration can be found here and here.

The torch has been passed…

Sites like that saved me thousands getting my psych degree. God bless professors like this. Also the ones who were like, “the new edition of the book you need for this semester is $500, but you can get the previous edition for $5 at this site. Here’s copies of the pages that were changed.” or “I photocopied every page you need for this semester from the book for all of you.”

And now he has a new dad!

Well… We all knew that was coming. If you still have an account haven’t done so, now’s a good time to purge your account!

What you’re asking for is, as far as my basic college understanding of physics goes, pretty much impossible. You’re asking for a perpetual engine, looping electrolysis and catalyzing hydrogen and oxygen, creating energy at a net positive. This is impossible in terms of the laws of energy conservation. Energy can neither be created nor destroyed. It can only be converted from one form into another. Basically, you will only ever get what you put into it. Moreover, in real world applications, you will lose energy to things like heat runoff.

The reason hydrogen works as a fuel source is because of its potential energy. Hydrogen really wants to bond with things. Same thing with oxygen and so they have a high potential energy. However, combine hydrogen and oxygen into water and you’ve got a basically inert molecule that then takes a lot of energy to break back apart. That energy is then converted back into potential energy. The problem again is that this relies on your engine being a perfect system, which can’t exist in practical, real world applications. You WILL lose energy in the reaction in any real world scenario. Meaning you will alway need to put more energy into the system. Thus, always returning a net loss.

That’s kinda why we haven’t gotten fusion reactors working quite yet. Solve that problem and you’ve solved the world’s energy crisis.

All I can think of is Little Shop of Horrors and Orin’s gas mask…

Obligatory “YOU’LL BE A DEEENTIST!”

Exactly like Ryu and Ken pronounce it in the original game. Ha-doo-ken! Emphasis on the doo. Repeat until your best friend is dead and calls you a cheater. Move on to Mortal Kombat knowing full well you’re picking Scorpion…

Edit: Hadouken spam for reference.

I got one yesterday that was like, “Identify all the pictures with busses.” and I swear to god, they were all just static. I just clicked continue and it was like, “No… There are definitely busses here.”

Damn tribbles are everywhere!

Woahkuhs of da woawd, UwUnite! Deaf to da bouwugeoisie! ^w

Ugh… Not doing that again…

This looks like box art for one of those shitty grossout boardgames we begged for as kids, spent an hour trying to figure out how to set it up, played once, realized each time you reset it, and figured out it takes like 10 minutes to do so. So the whole thing went into your closet in one piece and was never played with again.

Warhammer 40k got it wrong… We won’t praise the god emperor. All corporate CEOs will merge into one being. The Company will be God, leader, and employer to all of humanity. Lesser companies will be grown and then merged with him to sustain him.

That’s what’s behind the wall in Lethal Company…

For more fun, try slide whistles, spinner whistles, or the squeakers from some rubber chickens!

I tell my clients it comes from prison as a sign you were looking for sex.

Close and possibly true for some, but apparently it was more just that they weren’t allowed to have belts to hold up their pants. When people got released, they continued to wear them loose because they were comfortable. The trend then spread to hip hop and other cultures in the 90s.

Pants on the ground,

Pants on the ground,

Lookin’ like a fool with ya pants on the ground!

Let me just sneakstomp around in my bright red, 30 foot tall, 80 ton robot. Surely nobody will be able to see me! Oops, I shot a guy! Glad nobody heard the explosion or his screams that only I seem to have heard over radio comms!