copandballtorture [ey/em]

Lmao are they born fully grown?

One in a thousand to even get a chance to talk to someone, what an encouraging system

Considering how many I’ve blocked, there’s gotta be

(yes)

I went to Millennium, a fancy vegetarian restaurant in San Francisco (now it’s in Oakland) with a friend’s wealthy dad, who treated us. It was about $200 for the 3 of us. The food was good, but not good enough to go back. Just give me a $5 bean and cheese burrito, please

The Mediterranean looking like a hairy hole is apt

Elephants lay fat trunk

What the heck is that watermark

Cars aren’t good at going slow. They need a “chill mode” setting where light pressure on the accelerator for 2 seconds doesn’t move you from 20-30mph before you realize it. I like going the speed limit and have a hard time only going 20 on some roads because it’s just so dang easy to accidentally bump up to 30mph. Automatic transmission problems

doing a bang up job, fellow workers

Also Portland but the werewolf is homeless

I coulda passed if I wanted to